Friday, 28 December 2012

A Tongue-In-Cheek Review Of 2012, William Crosby (Guest Post)




Plump on too much turkey and tipsy with my own sense of self-importance, I sat down at my Macbook and upon a freshly opened Pages document began to note down the tracks and albums that had soundtracked my life over the past 12 months.

However, after the first couple of obvious stand-outs, I realised something was wrong...

Very wrong indeed.

MY FINGERS WEREN’T TYPING ANYTHING!

Yes, rather predictably, I was struggling to think of the 10 albums that I had loved this year.

The tracks weren’t too hard to fathom, but my word, those pesky albums had me dashing through my record collection, desperately thumbing through for anything with © 2012 written on it.  This was frivolous... despite the plethora of 2012 LPs I owned, god knows only a sliver of them were eligible for an End Of Year Best Of list.

So, I must apologise in advance; there are not 10 albums on my Top 10 Albums of 2012 list... there are 7.  Don’t like it?  There’s still another couple of days of 2012 left, so please feel free to write an album and send it to me so I can fill in the gaps.


Top 10 Albums of 2012


1.  O. Children - Apnea

The London based quartet’s second LP beautifully treads the line between the early 80s dark/deathly post-punk and the more poppy post-punk we came to enjoy in the early 2000s.  They have equal parts attitude & balls as they do catchy choruses & instant hooks and there remains not a single cliché in sight.  Tobias O’Kandi’s distinctive wolf-like snarl soars between gut-wrenching verses and epic breakdowns; and even more tender moments such as Oceanside carry equal vigour and tenacity.  Fans of Joy Division/The Cure/Gary Numan/Marilyn Manson/Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds; will dig this clever mix of Post-Punk/Goth/Garage/Psych/Indie.

Not “just another East London band”; O.Children have the substance, the nostalgia, the intent and indeed, the tunes; unlike many other bands from the same scene who simply ride the latest wave to sweep the area.  O.Children are doing things their own way... I suggest you all comply.



2.  Tame Impala - Lonerism

There’s no band quite as sexy as Tame Impala, is there?  Their 2010 debut Innerspeaker was equally 45 years behind itself as it was lightyears ahead of its squalored surroundings.  Their sensual psychedelia is indeed enough to induce pseudo-lysergic acid trips and if it weren’t for the juggernaut that is The Horrors, Tame Impala would surely being taking over the world right now.

But, Lonerism, has, quite rightly, been internationally well-received.  From the haze-y cover, to the fuzzed out solos, the etherial vocals, to the ball crushing bass; this surely is an album that will not only leave nostalgists satisfied but cutting edge ‘trendies’ suitably thrilled.


3.  TOY - TOY

The demise of Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong may possibly have been the best thing to happen to indie music.  Not simply because it got that ponce out of our faces for (what seems to be) good, but it also gave us, TOY.

When a Psych/Krautrock/Shoegaze band play their first gig at Rhys Webb’s prestigious Cave Club you know they surely must be on to something big, and low and behold, a few short months later they were opening up for The Horrors at Camden’s Roundhouse - the same night they sold out their debut single (which has subsequently been re-pressed 4 times.)

TOY has depth, it has nostalgia, it has riffs, it has melodies, it has noise, it has beauty, it has haze and best of all, after listening to this album in its entirety, loudly, you feel you can once again believe in young British indie bands... not mention the distinct feeling of a drug induced hippy orgy.



4.  DIIV - Oshin

DIIV’s unique brand of reverb soaked-tropical-big beat-pop lands them somewhere between 2011’s hype band of the year; WU LYF and ‘chillwave’s’ finest; Washed Out.  Zachary Cole Smith’s vocals are so distorted and reverb-drenched that his lyrics are almost indecipherable, but, much like the aforementioned bands, this doesn’t detract from the overall package and simply makes their music all the more intriguing.

Oshin is the kind of record that is suitable for all occasions.  Overdriven and ballsy enough to put on in the car, but delicate enough to enjoy while indulging in the latest issue of VICE and a cup of ginseng tea.  It certainly the most etherial, space-y, dream-like wash of noise I’ve heard all year.



5.  Two Wounded Birds - Two Wounded Birds

Heartbreakingly, in the 6 months since this record was released, Two Wounded Birds have announced their break up.  No one seems to quite know the reason, but rumour has it that singer/guitarist/key songwriter Johnny Danger has left to join Brooklyn Surf-poppers, The Drums.  Fair dos I suppose.

But, sentiments aside, this is a fantastic surf record.  Johnny’s obvious fetish for a strong melody is evident in every second of every track as his memorable hooks provide not only the filling but indeed the crust and condiment to this album.  The reverb soaked, 60s style production coupled with the band snappy leather jackets and basin haircuts makes for one incredibly sexy overall package... it is indeed a great shame we won’t hear anymore from them.  However, album closer Growing is perhaps the most moving and apt end to a record I’ve heard since Joy Divison’s Closer.



6.  Weird Dreams - Choreography

Upon my first listen to Choreography, the first thing I did once the LP had clicked off was text my friend “This Weird Dreams album is good. Of the year good.”, and I stand by that.

No this album isn’t anything radically new, nor is it anything particularly unique.  What it is, is a solid LP. That’s what’s been lacking in 2012... consistency.  Choreography keeps a high standard of craftsmanship throughout its 45 minute stay; with its fuzzed guitars, prog-y riffs and melodies as catchy as chlamydia rendering this is as yet another gem from Tough Love Records.



7.  Moses - The Voids

Is it pop?  Is it classical?  Is it electronica?  Is it experimental?  Is it avant-garde?  Is it dance?  Is it disco?  Is it world?

It is pure, and immense, ambition.  The Voids is all of the above... (and somehow, much more!)

The debut album from Moses is certainly an eclectic one.  The classically trained multi-instrumentalist from London recorded the entire LP in his shed; and while it’s a little rough round the edges it is certainly an interesting listen.  Only the very closed minded and ignorant would dismiss this record. Its composition is simply divine, encompassing many genres.

Please give this artist your full and undivided attention.  The best approach with The Voids is to quote The Beatles: “Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream”... let this album take you on its journey.




Top 10 Tracks of 2012


1.  Tame Impala - Elephant

It’s like Josh Homme has had a meeting with Kevin Parker... and Kevin Parker was taking notes.




2.  Temples - Shelter Song

More 60s than the 60s.  The most exciting debut track I’ve ever heard.

Shelter Song (Heavenly Recordings) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs4i41cOv0s



3.  Peace - Follow Baby

Peace are surely going to take over the world next year.  Their debut A-side was a brooding statement of intent.

Follow Baby/Lil’ Echo (Deadly People) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx5BGZbqEbA



4.  Jacco Gardner - Clear The Air

The love child of every great 60s Psychedelic artist; Jacco Gardner is what I imagine a collaboration between Nirvana (UK) and Syd Barrett would have sounded like.  Groovy.

Clear The Air (Action Weekend Records) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yjlXKliYYA



5.  Kate Nash - Underestimate The Girl

Perhaps one of the most controversial tracks of the year, just the sheer fallout from this track is enough to put it at #5.  It’s also a great (and unexpected) punk/riot-grrrl track.

Underestimate The Girl (Have 10p Records) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIB3YCGihp0



6.  O. Children - PT Cruiser

That bass is throbbing.  Tobias O’Kandi sounds like he is King of the world.  He may well soon be.




7.  TOY - Motoring

Tom Dougall’s voice is fantastic.  I feel like Woodstock ‘69 had a dinner date with Sonic Youth.

TOY (Heavenly Recordings) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDYMjvdCWpc



8.  LOOM - Bleed On Me

I’m fortunate enough to own cassette copy number 77/100 of LOOM’s debut release.  Nirvana, Sonic Youth, OFF!, My Bloody Valentine... you get the picture.  Dirty.

Bleed On Me EP (Heart Throb Records) - http://heartthrobrecords.bandcamp.com/album/bleed-on-me



9.  Palma Violets - Best Of Friends

You couldn’t escape this track for much of the latter half of 2012.  Fingers crossed this isn’t a flash in the pan.

Best Of Friends/Last Of The Summer Wine (Rough Trade Records) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poFXWUTEs1k



10.          Atoms For Peace - Default

Thom Yorke & Flea were never going to make a bad track.  Classic Yorke electronica.



 So, 2012 has come to a close and, excepting the remote possibility of some unexpected last minute releases, its musical output has now been thoroughly processed, ranked, ruined, overplayed, enjoyed, experienced, endured and filed away.


A Few Predictions For 2013:

-  Peace will take over the world.
- Kilto Take will release Resolute to critical acclaim.
-  Holy Fire will be loved by every baby-hipster in the country and no-one will realise it’s 2008 again.
-  Joe Lean won’t release any new music...


Happy New Year

Au revoir.

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